"Save me."

goldenevil91:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

goldenevil91:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

"Save you? From what?" Malik asked, a frown taking over his face. "What’s wrong?"

"As long as they don’t lay a ‘harming’ hand on me… They are allowed to grope, just no touching any asses or groins. I’m not a woman, so I don’t have to worry any boobs being grabbed, but my tummy occasionally gets touched by dirty hands of the pigs, and I hate being turned-on by their gross fingers touching me." Malik took Melvin’s arm and wrapped it around his stomach. "No one can play with my tummy but you. You don’t have gross hands, you have sexy hands."

"Because I never was a pig. I was the one to kill those. You know you asked if I don’t mind you working there…but you seemed to hate even a thought of going to this place." He said and started massage Malik’s tummy.

"I do hate it, I hate looking sexy for other people. Especially gross men who say lewd things at me like ‘I didn’t know you were a guy, but you look so hot, I’d be gay for you’ and-" Malik put on a gross smirking face and wiggled his finger as if he was beckoning someone to him. "-‘Come here a minute and let me look at that sexy body of yours’. And let’s not forget my favorite one, mistaking me for a stripping bellydancer, ‘How much do I have to pay for a private dance, gorgeous?’ What makes that last one worse is that the boss is even considering the idea of doing that. And he wants to test it out with me.” Malik sighed and watched Melvin massage his tummy. He smiled and kissed his cheek. “If only I could get a better job than this, and keep the uniform. I’d give you all the private dances you’d want as your slave…”

"How about as mine pet or even better as my lover?" Melvin asked as he kissed top of Malik’s head. " Slave is such an ugly word to use to describe you."

"I’d love either of those," he purred, wrapping his arms around Melvin’s around his stomach.

inyourstupidcat:

Kiss kiss save New York!!

elric-logic

Let's put you in your vampire brother's work uniform...a sexy exotic dancer's costume (don't worry, she'd be more covered in his version, anyways, wears a belly-shirt instead of a bikini top) >:)
Anonymous

ishizuishtaru:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ishizuishtaru:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ishizuishtaru:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ishizuishtaru:

Ishizu stood there, looking down at herself, stiff. The shirt was shorter on her, thanks to. her chest, and she felt awkward with. the showing skin.
“I feel photoshopped…”

"Thank you, I get a lot of gross men trying to hit on me. My boss even lets them grope us. Not the asses or the crotches, but everywhere else is fair game. I won’t forget that one time that guy pulled me into his lap… Sliding his hand up my shirt to tease my nipples, tracing my bellybutton rim… Calling me his slave…" He shivered. "I’m tired of being asked for private dances, too. I’m a waiter, not a stripper! If only I didn’t need the money this badly…"

"You know what? I’m going to go to your workplace. And I will be 100% responsible for my actions, don’t worry."

"We’re not allowed to touch the clients… And even if you are a cop, my boss isn’t going to care one way or another what you guys do. It’s more than just a restaurant, it’s pretty much exactly like the shady business of a strip club. It’s disguised to look innocent to a degree… But he has more power than the police department…"

"Who said I was going as a cop? I’m off duty. And I can disguise myself pretty well."
/Yay you’re not dead :D/

Malik looked down at his feet. “…Please don’t get me in trouble… If you think it’s bad enough with the pigs touching me while I serve them, the boss acts like a pimp and is an even grosser pig. The real reason why our privates and asses are off-limits to the customers is because they belong to him. To Mr. Kaiba…” Malik shivered at the thought of his boss’ deep blue eyes staring into his soul with a hungry glare…

"You can’t expect me to do nothing! I’ll rip his fucking head off!" She was beyond pissed.

Malik gulped loudly and shook his head violently. “Please, please don’t! I think he has connections with the VHS, he could kill me if he wanted to! He already knows that I’m a vampire, he’s probably just toying with me right now… And I hate it, but I see no way out of it…” He began to wonder if Mr. Kaiba was that infamous partner of Fluffy’s, “Blue-Eyes”…

Let's put you in your vampire brother's work uniform...a sexy exotic dancer's costume (don't worry, she'd be more covered in his version, anyways, wears a belly-shirt instead of a bikini top) >:)
Anonymous

ishizuishtaru:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ishizuishtaru:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ishizuishtaru:

Ishizu stood there, looking down at herself, stiff. The shirt was shorter on her, thanks to. her chest, and she felt awkward with. the showing skin.
“I feel photoshopped…”

"Thank you, I get a lot of gross men trying to hit on me. My boss even lets them grope us. Not the asses or the crotches, but everywhere else is fair game. I won’t forget that one time that guy pulled me into his lap… Sliding his hand up my shirt to tease my nipples, tracing my bellybutton rim… Calling me his slave…" He shivered. "I’m tired of being asked for private dances, too. I’m a waiter, not a stripper! If only I didn’t need the money this badly…"

"You know what? I’m going to go to your workplace. And I will be 100% responsible for my actions, don’t worry."

"We’re not allowed to touch the clients… And even if you are a cop, my boss isn’t going to care one way or another what you guys do. It’s more than just a restaurant, it’s pretty much exactly like the shady business of a strip club. It’s disguised to look innocent to a degree… But he has more power than the police department…"

"Who said I was going as a cop? I’m off duty. And I can disguise myself pretty well."
/Yay you’re not dead :D/

Malik looked down at his feet. “…Please don’t get me in trouble… If you think it’s bad enough with the pigs touching me while I serve them, the boss acts like a pimp and is an even grosser pig. The real reason why our privates and asses are off-limits to the customers is because they belong to him. To Mr. Kaiba…” Malik shivered at the thought of his boss’ deep blue eyes staring into his soul with a hungry glare…

(oh marik-san-chan) Bright purple eyes watched the newest person she has met, nose to nose with the male and grinned at the vampire. "Hello you!"

ygo-snake-and-bird:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ygo-snake-and-bird:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ygo-snake-and-bird:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

ygo-snake-and-bird:

kyuketsuki-no-malik:

"…Hi," the vampire murmured quietly, eyes falling down to her chest. "…I’ve met a lot of my look-a-likes, but none of them have ever had…" His cheeks burned a bright crimson in blush. "…Boobies… What are you, anyways?"

Marik nod and lift her arm for him to touch the feathers, smiling softly. “People keep asking to touch them, it’s kinda funny.. I mean.. they are feathers..” she chuckled and used her other hand to clean his face a little more.

He stroked them with his fingertips, giggling very quietly as he did. “They’re really soft… They tickle my fingertips, and they’re not even the most ticklish part of my body…”

"Mmmm~ What is?" Marik smiled and brushed the feathers on her free arm across his neck. "Here~?" She giggled lightly, poking his side softly. "Or here~?"

Malik giggled as she tickled his neck and his side, twisting and squirming slightly. “Y-You’re getting cl-closehahahar!”

Marik blushed and skipped from his side to his leg, poking and brushing his thigh and legs. “Anywhere around here~?” she chuckled, watching him happily.

Malik giggled and squirmed harder. “A lihehehehttle farther away than lahahast time!” he squeaked.

Marik blushed even deeper and didn’t know if she was in the right direction, tickling his hips. “H-here?” she made a soft ‘tweet’ under her breath.

Malik twisted away while almost choking on a giggle. “N-n-n-no, you hahahahahahahave to go up, you were reheeheeheeheeheeheeally close the first time!”

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

Actually, there were some episodes where Meg was shown some love, even by Peter in at least two episodes. But other than that, I completely agree with you, and it makes me cringe every time Meg gets abused.

rwby-weissschnee:

when u reblog the ask meme and get none

image

when u put out an open rp and no one responds

image

when u have no one to rp with

image

but when u have that one person who always responds and send u the ask meme

image

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.